Stop Staring At My Titan Beach Shorts

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Fear the frightful Titan, a mindless monstrosity bent on killing and eating anything that moves. When you are as large as a Titan, towering several hundred feet into the sky, you are bound to leave a wake of death and destruction wherever you go, regardless if the area is protected by solid structures, or even a massive wall. With no natural predator or limitation to their number, Titans could very well cause the extinction of any other smaller creature, and these Titans very well could, if not for the actions of the Scout Regiment, a group dedicated to combating these colossal monsters wherever they appear, with varying degrees of success. As humanity learns more about the Titans, they gain valuable information on how they might actually gain a true victory against them, although this might not be any time soon. Get your fearful Titan gear with the Stop Staring At My Titan Beach Shorts.

This handmade pair of shorts was built to be worn, over and over again, wash after wash, with it none the worse for wear. The print and color will fade away, flake, or peel, thanks to an innovative high-definition sublimation printing technique that affixes the print and color into each strand of the fabric itself. The combination of careful hand-crafting and good choice of material has made this pair of shorts highly resistant to wrinkling, shrinking, abrasion damage, and even mildew.

Looking to make a statement the next time you visit the local beach or swimming area? These pair of shorts just might get you the attention you are looking for, although proving the message could be quite a challenge for some.

Designed for maximum flexibility and active lifestyle!

  • Handmade to perfection
  • Resistant to wrinkles, shrinking, abrasion & mildew
  • Machine washable
  • Easy to care
  • High-definition sublimation printing technique�
  • Sizes are in US sizing
  • Our apparels are all Hand-Made. hence, please allow a 5% tolerance in terms of color brightness (on-off screen) as well as sewing alignment.

  • Expected Delivery:Production time is 3-5 business days. Estimated delivery time:Shipping Times
  • Return Eligibility:Please send back in original packaging, undamaged. Contact our support staffHEREand they will assist you accordingly.